No, this isn’t me. But it IS where we are going. Wildwood, NJ. Apparently there is an ocean, some sand, a whole buncha people, and not many dollars left in our pockets. And yes, most likely, corn dogs on a stick. What is perhaps even more disturbing than the intended subject of this photo is the person just over his right shoulder. Check it out. Scary.
Perhaps the beach will be like this, though, and all will be right in the world…
I have a sinking feeling, though, that they will be more like this:
Which will roast my coconuts. Then I’ll do this…
(oops. excuse me!)
and then the beach will look like this…
And all will be well in the world. Well, at least in mine.
JUST KIDDING. Sheesh. I am going at this vacation with new eyes, and a new attitude. Wish me luck. Tweet me. Email me.